Susie.

22. Sparkly and foul-mouthed.

harrytheopolisosborn:

komaedanope:

vinebox:

What vines are like in japan

That felt so much longer than 6 seconds

Basically what she said:

"A weather report done by a hyper person."

"Today’s max temperature was 5 degrees! Tomorrow- minus 50!"

"No way!"

"Ahahahahahhaha."

(Source: vinebox)

faithydoll:

4rch0n:

sigh…

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere. X’D

fozfens:

gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when i see a fly cutie i can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? because i’ve got some SICK PUPPIES” and then i’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’re blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs, and my sense of humor

theuppitynegras:

2damnfeisty:

benshaws:

When a dad found out he was going to be a grandpa.

This is so precious.

yo man but just think how when this kid is grown up and he’s remembering their grandfather they’ll always have this video to remind them that they’re grandfather loved them from the beginning and oh god I have something in my eye

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

mydraco:

remember may 2nd, 1998

the battle of Hogwarts

(Source: mydraco)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(Source: tornadoallie)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

hohokev:

watch this its urgent

(Source: lacrimosaaaa)

nosdrinker:

honeyipwnedthekids:

nosdrinker:

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

image

WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

pokemoncap:

"my ass in a net and yall makin shitty puns."