Susie.

22. Sparkly and foul-mouthed.

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

automatonlimbs:

what would you do if you were laying the stroke on your girl and a nigga ran up in your house and tickled that asshole of yours

automatonlimbs:

what would you do if you were laying the stroke on your girl and a nigga ran up in your house and tickled that asshole of yours

(Source: cghfr)


Fuck the king

Fuck the king

(Source: holden421)

stainsofsummeronmyskin:

Has this been done already or…

and-mines-cosette:

me when i hear someone talk about musical theatre

image

(Source: vvayvvardson)

weapens:

"it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful"

*the demon possessing my body blushes*

(Source: milokerrigan)

coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers

(Source: memewhore)

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(Source: aryanstark)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING