Susie. 21. Sparkly and foul-mouthed.Tumblr (3.0; @susiepatootie)http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8afea07dd4ff847eddd4b6e0a6b3b51b/tumblr_ml0dlqcltH1rj6mr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/47934600713http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/47934600713Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:43:33 -0500<a href="http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/44444232469/i-remember-visiting-my-favorite-kin-bobby-one">Loquita.: I remember visiting my favorite kin Bobby one summer in Minnesota and...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1oquita.tumblr.com/post/44444232469/i-remember-visiting-my-favorite-kin-bobby-one">1oquita</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I remember visiting my favorite kin Bobby one summer in Minnesota and we went to go see the premiere of Nacho Libre in this swanky ass theater. mind you I had no clue what the movie was or who starred in it. it’s the first five minutes and our giggles were acting up! You know that horribly…</p> </blockquote>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/44512789796http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/44512789796Sun, 03 Mar 2013 21:03:37 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fe6105cd0a2ae2db670198941d15d15/tumblr_mfl128MD2t1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/38841714873http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/38841714873Tue, 25 Dec 2012 22:10:23 -0600<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/susiepatootie/35458950306/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_35458950306" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="267" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/35445605617/nosdrinker-this-is-my-favorite-video-of-all" class="tumblr_blog">memewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nosdrinker.tumblr.com/post/34688050082">nosdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME IF I EVER SAY ANOTHER VIDEO IS MY FAVORITE I’M LYING</p> </blockquote> <p>Omg, yes, this is Akron - I’m not in the least bit surprised.  Shop at the Walmart on Arlington Rd. and you’ll see dozens of her!  That particular store is a menagerie of ratchets and rednecks.  Worse than a damn county fair.</p></blockquote>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/35458950306http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/35458950306Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:54:55 -0600<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/susiepatootie/35298947767/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_35298947767" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/35298947767http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/35298947767Thu, 08 Nov 2012 17:18:54 -0600<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/susiepatootie/34841009861/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_34841009861" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="250" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snorlaxatives.tumblr.com/post/34676452634/this-is-still-one-of-my-favorite-videos-ever">snorlaxatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is still one of my favorite videos ever</p> </blockquote>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/34841009861http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/34841009861Fri, 02 Nov 2012 13:21:32 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/susiepatootie/34787113304/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_34787113304" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amatoflori.tumblr.com/post/32267472587/that-motherfucker-is-a-demon">amatoflori</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS A DEMON.”</p> </blockquote>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/34787113304http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/34787113304Thu, 01 Nov 2012 17:39:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00v40j3aW1r97nxuo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00v40j3aW1r97nxuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00v40j3aW1r97nxuo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00v40j3aW1r97nxuo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00v40j3aW1r97nxuo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00v40j3aW1r97nxuo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/19983874585http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/19983874585Mon, 26 Mar 2012 19:57:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlpqImPB1qbgyx2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlpqImPB1qbgyx2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlpqImPB1qbgyx2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlpqImPB1qbgyx2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlpqImPB1qbgyx2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrlpqImPB1qbgyx2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18088918150http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18088918150Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:41:44 -0600Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.<br /> Government: Then don't get one.<br /> Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.<br /> Government: You don't have to use it.<br /> Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.<br /> Government: Don't marry the same sex then.<br /> Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.<br /> Government: Take them to church.<br /> <br /> http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18088711531http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18088711531Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:38:18 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzq35izy0c1rprgj2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087728343http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087728343Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:21:57 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzstqz3PpL1qzu5eco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>My day just got ten times better.</p>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087654567http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087654567Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:20:43 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs0xu9Fnr1qi6263o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/18079159281/honest-oscar-movie-titles-2010">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/zGIcRq%20"><strong>Honest Oscar Movie Titles 2010</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087623278http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087623278Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:20:11 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrs6nex5e1qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087604817http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/18087604817Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:19:52 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3bm9RwMF1rnjhl8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AHHH! This makes me so happy!</p>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/17299607777http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/17299607777Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:54:27 -0600<a href="http://i44.tinypic.com/qoysxx.gif">I don't even... :O</a>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16876814917http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16876814917Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:26:07 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoid9h0iY1qbohddo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16876722439http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16876722439Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:24:12 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtyx76iuK1r6epc2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtyx76iuK1r6epc2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtyx76iuK1r6epc2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtyx76iuK1r6epc2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtyx76iuK1r6epc2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtyx76iuK1r6epc2o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pricklylegs.tumblr.com/post/16860753586">pricklylegs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div id="xquickask_window"> </div> <div id="xquickask_shadow"> </div> </blockquote>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16876491741http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16876491741Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:19:29 -0600<a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2w5k3i/www.digitaltraffic.com/boop/">Boop!</a>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16436715755http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16436715755Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:59:47 -0600<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QR22Ef5-84w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>AMAZING GHOST FOOTAGE! ………juuust kidding.</p>http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16266683542http://susiepatootie.tumblr.com/post/16266683542Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:20:06 -0600